Evil Jezza

[Jezza]

Tee Hee

A little early by a while but it was worth every penny to see her face. Jezzarette 1 broke up for her Easter break today and was proudly wafting around the log cabin telling us she had a lie in tomorrow. I scuttled off to my study and took a local copy of her school website and then changed the rotating news banner to

Late News--All Year 11 French students must attend school on the Thursday after we break up for an important revision update. Please attend school at 8.00am

I hid the navigation bar to hide the local URI and then shouted up to her, obviously she refused to accept that it was true until I showed her the mock web site....her jaw dropped, she was flabbergasted, leaving her to fluster and bluster for a few minutes I scrolled down a bit and showed that the update had been added by Poisson d'Avril

Ooohh if you have ever seen a young teenage bear cub flounce before, this was the time as she stomped off

[VegasNath]

Evil Evil Bear! Shame on you.

[Samantha]

Not evil at all -- just fulfilling your role as an attentive and conscientious father.

My 4 year-old granddaughter has already learned to double-check unusual pronouncements from her father. She's usually a pretty good sport about it, too; but as a consequence she's developing an early taste for practical jokes herself.

[Rudi]

Ooohh if you have ever seen a young teenage bear cub flounce before, this was the time as she stomped off

After my accolades of a great DAD in a previous post....I must say this....

I dunno if I should you or you. (But then again...since it 'tis the season to be naughty....

[Doc Watson]

As fathers, we don't get enough opportunities to get them back. :unsure: Good one Jezza !!!

[ChrisGreaves]

... then changed the rotating news banner ...

I'm glad you're not my dad.


No, wait a minute .....

[Samantha]

... then changed the rotating news banner ...

I'm glad you're not my dad.

Betcha the feeling's mutual

[garbsmj]

You do know, don't you, that teenagers will get you back in the end. Best not to rile them up too much. And hide your car keys. Just a thought.

[Charlotte]

You do know, don't you, that teenagers will get you back in the end.

Teenagers get back at you by being teenagers: beginning, middle and end!

[Doc Watson]

You do know, don't you, that teenagers will get you back in the end.

Teenagers get back at you by being teenagers: beginning, middle and end!

They are fortunate we do not eat our young.

[Charlotte]

They are fortunate we do not eat our young.

They give you more sympathy for those species that do eat their young!

[Doc Watson]

They are fortunate we do not eat our young.

They give you more sympathy for those species that do eat their young!

Sympathy.. ??? Does eating one's young give you indigestion ?? I know that raising them to adulthood give one fits.

[stuck]

I know that raising them to adulthood give one fits.

And in the stuck household the latest fit was because stuckling1 slammed the bathroom door for the umpteenth time and, as predicted umpteen times, finally broke it. Yup, split the wooden door.

Ken

[John Gray]

I suspect that the child will now enjoy a trip down to B&Q to purchase a replacement door...
"And great was the negative cash flow thereof."

[johbot]

My brother told his daughter that if she slammed the door one more time he would remove it.

She now knows that he doesn't make idle threats. She did without her bedroom door for three months!

[Doc Watson]

My brother told his daughter that if she slammed the door one more time he would remove it.

She now knows that he doesn't make idle threats. She did without her bedroom door for three months!

Good thing it wasn't the bathroom door.