A friend of mine, an avid, observant daily newspaper reader (in paper form) tells me that he reads the obituaries in full every day to ensure that he doesn't learn about a friends demise via grape vine, which I found very cautionary and diligent.
And then he asked me this, which has been puzzling me ever since:
Why do all people die in alphabetical order ?
I checked, and its true.
(Not looking good for me !
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