Lift/elevator jokes work on so many levels...

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Lift/elevator jokes work on so many levels...

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I've mentioned Tom Scott, that maker of fascinating videos, before.
Here's one about a lift / elevator which operates both vertically and horizontally over a railway line.
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A very interesting solution, but - as Tom Scott remarks - probably not always the most practical one.
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HansV wrote:
16 May 2022, 11:10
A very interesting solution, but - as Tom Scott remarks - probably not always the most practical one.
Here you go, Hans: How good is YOUR spreadsheet processor?

AND it all takes place in an elevator!
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The only thing missing is some elevator muzak...
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HansV wrote:
16 May 2022, 21:16
The only thing missing is some elevator muzak...
Yabbut!
elevator muzak is not up-lifting, is it?
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HansV wrote:
16 May 2022, 21:16
The only thing missing is some elevator muzak...
I can help you out there:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp0OXICuZek

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:laugh: :laugh:
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