It started with lots of kings ...

[GeoffW]

51 kings. That's something I'd be liking.

[HansV]

You'd need 1009 kings to be able to mix kings.

[Argus]

No problem for you lot, but I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals. IM LIVID.*

* Yes, it's old, but I can't find any more jokes; got stuck on BB King, and that doesn't work, have a bad case of the blues now.

[Graeme]

I used to do quite a bit of 'iking when I was in the Boy Scouts. In me 'iking boots, obviously!

Regards

Graeme

[HansV]

[stuck]

The music teacher at a local school once wrote a song that involved something about hiking Vikings. No sorry I can't provide any audio file.

Ken

[HansV]

As a Dutchman, I'm more used to biking.

[GeoffW]

I thought the Dutch preferred diking.

[HansV]

We're liking that too, yes.

[GeoffW]

So it's not the Viking who's liking diking, biking and hiking.

[jonwallace]

I thought the Dutch preferred diking.

Isn't that illegal in some countries...?

[Argus]

So it's not the Viking who's liking diking, biking and hiking.

True; difficult if you're surrounded by water, you can't travel very far (and for boring facts: most countries in similar situations used ships for domestic trade and travel).

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[Argus]

No problem for you lot, but I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals. IM LIVID.*

* Yes, it's old, but I can't find any more jokes; got stuck on BB King, and that doesn't work, have a bad case of the blues now.

I've got a diagnosis now.

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[stuck]

I don't suppose many Vikings are on Spiking

[GeoffW]

I don't suppose many Vikings are on Spiking

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[stuck]

The cast list doesn't appear to include any Vikings.

Ken

[Leif]

The cast list doesn't appear to include any Vikings.

What about Kirk? There's an Old Norse name if ever I heard one...

[jonwallace]

The cast list doesn't appear to include any Vikings.

What about Kirk? There's an Old Norse name if ever I heard one...

What? Like Kirk Douglas?

[Leif]

Like Kirk Douglas?

Doesn't everyone like Kirk Douglas?

[Argus]

Now you're irking, Leif.