Au contraire, cher ami!
I most commonly post a simple question, and then am run off my feet by people who speculate on my true intentions and pester me with contradictory conundrums that, if unanswered, would tarnish my image.
I mean, here I am, 6 a.m., the wind would be howling around the eaves-troughs if this house had eaves-troughs, and I am propped up in bed with my first coffee, struggling to catch up with correspondence while the study/office/first library tries to boost its internal temperature above 15c.
Cheers
Chris