this one caught my eye

[stuck]

It's always worth scanning those junk inserts that fall out of magazines before you bin them, in case you miss something you never knew you needed, like this item. You'll see why when you get to the third item on the 'Perfect for' list.


Ken

[HansV]

"You too can have a nose like Michael Jackson - just attach the Speedshaper to your nose and pull hard!"

[stuck]

Mrs stuck wondered if it was to help with the fast approaching hayfever season.

Ken

[John Gray]

I suppose "Deluxe" and "Super Deluxe" really translate to "Ordinary" and "More expensive"...

[Bowlie]

I suppose "Deluxe" and "Super Deluxe" really translate to "Ordinary" and "More expensive"...

Oh perhaps "Low value for money" and "No value for money".

[stuck]

Oh perhaps "Low value for money" and "No value for money"

What? You doubt the glowing testimony of the efficacy of this wondrous device?


Ken

[HansV]

What? You doubt the glowing testimony of the efficacy of this wondrous device?

Perhaps you'll be interested in WiFi Speed Spray - read the endorsements by enthusiastic customers!

[Bowlie]

Oh perhaps "Low value for money" and "No value for money"

What? You doubt the glowing testimony of the efficacy of this wondrous device?


Ken

Do you really trust the advice of someone who has " ... tried just about every gadget and gimmick seen in magazines and TV"? (oops, where's that 'sarcastic smiley?) He probably get's his exercise taking all the junk down to the basement to store it until 'later'!

[ChrisGreaves]

It's always worth scanning those junk inserts that fall out of magazines before you bin them, in case you miss something you never knew you needed, like this item. You'll see why when you get to the third item on the 'Perfect for' list.
:scratch:Ken

Ken, after all these years, what don't you understand about advertising's relationship with Pinnochio?

[BobH]

Hey!

Do I have converts in my campaign to eliminate advertising and advertisers from the planet?

I understand the nose part, though!

Just suppose you have your toes in the foot straps and give a might pull and stretch and the loop slips off the toes. You'll get a new nose as fast as a jack rabbit runs.

[PJ_in_FL]

You've never heard of "The Rubber Band Man"?

[wasbit]

I much prefer the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah band. :-)
The intro is by Professor Stanley Unwin who invented & talked in a language all of his own
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbLDI5lNdRQ" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Now the subject of the Spinners has been brought up (Rubber Band Man) they are of course a Liverpool group & not from Detroit - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgPeZu_I ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[garbsmj]

I've had a deviated septum all my life so maybe this would work! Sign me up!