Why I might not be going canoing this Saturday

[ChrisGreaves]

Reason #1

Grimsby man dies after Ontario hit with violent weather
(Not so much for the sad news but for the photos & video of Lake Ontario)


Reason #2
The state of mind of the guy I'd have to paddle with.
Like I said, i've been feeling crappy. I decided to just have soup for lunch - a whole can in one of our large mixing bowls.
I brought it to my office (er bedroom) to eat while I listed to a keyword research video.
My foam-covered headphones are too loose so when I reached for my mouse they fell in my bowl of soup.
I snatched them out of the soup and dried them with a towel and continued to listen to my video.
A few minutes later I realized I didn't dry them as well as I thought. Soup had drained into both ears.
So, that's why I had soup in my ears. Why else?