Leaving you guys

[Claude]

I no longer need you, I found new friends in high places, I mean, who could resist a government minister ???

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[stuck]

we'll be sorry to see you go but we understand, who could resist an offer like that?

Ken

[Leif]

Cheapskate. Selling out for just $14.5M...

[DaveA]

Why not just stay around here and share your wealth with us. If nothing else you could afford to keep us all in the Wine Cellar with you?

You have such a good choice of wines.

[westerneagle]

Don't tell me you plan to "elope with the funds".

With that much you could share a little with all the lounger's. and we could all live like

[StuartR]

You could buy the lounge a nice new server, and maybe even a dedicated hosting contract. Why not get those now while you are waiting for the funds to arrive.

[DaveA]

Well I will be joining Coaude as I will be abvle to aford to pay someone to do my daily internet roaming?

Dear Sir / Madam,
This is to notify you that you have been chosen By the Board of Trustees of the Triodos Foundation grant/donation cash aid based in UK, as one of the final recipients of a Cash Aid/Donation for your own personal, education and Business development.
You were selected among the lucky recipients to receive the donation sum of One Million Six hundred and seventy one thousand pounds as cash aid donations from the Triodos Foundation , (UN) ,(AU) ,and the (EU) in accordance with the enabling act of Parliament.
Contact Executive Secretary: Dr. Maxwell Anderson for claim's.
Email: triodosdonation@pkuit.com
Please endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers (TF0009284D) and Pin
(004242004) in all discussions.
On behalf of the Triodos Foundation , kindly accept our warmest Congratulations.
Yours faithfully,
Dr. Philip Morgan
(G. Manager/ Notification Department)

[John Gray]

In view of the above spam, it's ironic that the UK Triodos Bank describes itself as a sustainable bank providing ethical savings. And the Triodos Foundation actually does make grants for causes rather more deserving than "your own personal, education and Business development" (or to DaveA!)...

[HansV]

Triodos Bank is a Dutch banking company. It is sincerely committed to 'ethical' banking, but some people in The Netherlands have misgivings about its anthroposophical background.

[DaveA]

In view of the above spam, it's ironic that the UK Triodos Bank describes itself as a sustainable bank providing ethical savings. And the Triodos Foundation actually does make grants for causes rather more deserving than "your own personal, education and Business development" (or to DaveA!)...

Yes, and makes all the more convincing to the sucker on the line?

[PaulB]

...misgivings about its anthroposophical background.

My brain froze while reading the first paragraph of your Wiki link. I had to reboot.

[John Gray]

Triodos Bank is a Dutch banking company. It is sincerely committed to 'ethical' banking, but some people in The Netherlands have misgivings about its anthroposophical background.

There is a Steiner school not three miles from my house!

[stuck]

There is a Steiner school not three miles from my house!

Excellent, that means you will be able to give us all further insight into anthroposophy.

Ken

[John Gray]

There is a Steiner school not three miles from my house!

Excellent, that means you will be able to give us all further insight into anthroposophy.

All I know I learnt from Wikipaedia! (I don't actually attend the school, y'see!)

[Claude]

All I know I learnt from Wikipaedia! (I don't actually attend the school, y'see!)

All right, how much money do you need to attend school ? As you can see, we've got plenty of that stuff around here!

[stuck]

All right, how much money do you need to attend school ?

If only it were that easy! It would help with the costs of university for my boys.

Ken

[DaveA]

If only it were that easy! It would help with the costs of university for my boys.

Ken

All you need to do is check your junk mail more often, as you would get these same offers if not more of them?

Or your email address that you would provide, could be set to them, as I am sure that the source of these emails would love to send you a few.

[DaveA]

I now even get a car!
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Dear Email owner,

Your email address on ticket number 5647005456199 has won a BMW X6 XDrive Car and a total cash prize of £750,000.00 Great British Pounds For claims and due remittance of funds. Please contact the claims officer for more information. Claims Officer: George Wesley.
Email: assigned_mr.georgewesley@yahoo.com.hk
Phone:(+44) 704-570-7660


**Note: All replies ,queries or questions concerning your claims should be sent to assigned_mr.georgewesley@yahoo.com.hk

[Bowlie]

Great British Pounds

Having just converted some of those back to Swiss Francs I think the adjective might be a little less than accurate (How's that for British understatement?)