Beware of Geeks bearing Gifts...

[Leif]

Especially if they are anti-5G USB sticks - BBC News

I'm sticking with my nano-layer quantum foil skull cap...

[HansV]

Their other product Klotho Formula uses a "proprietary procedure that leads to relativistic time dilation and biological quantum entanglement at the DNA level".

[stuck]

Thanks Leif! I'm going get the three pack before high demand pushes the price up even further.


Ken

[ChrisGreaves]

Especially if they are anti-5G USB sticks - BBC News

I hope those two Space-X guys remember to take theirs with them for the launch on Saturday ...
Cheers
Chris

[John Gray]

Perhaps these people are associated with Monster cables?

[Argus]

I'm sticking with my nano-layer quantum foil skull cap...

Clever, that's truly mobile.

Why not glue a crystal or random pebble on the lid of the laptop and spend one tenth to get some real storage.
(And what if you plug in one of those together with a "5G attractor", also known as mobile broadband dongle, in the same device? Will the laptop disappear in a black hole together with your money?)