Product usage descriptions
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- PlatinumLounger
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Product usage descriptions
I've just bought a product which says "Do not use if seal is broken". Then how can I ever use it?
And my shaving cream says "Shake well before use". So I have to get up at 6AM, shake it, and go back to bed. At 7AM I can get up and shave.
My butter syas "Made from pasteurised cows' milk". How do they pasteurise the cows?
And my shaving cream says "Shake well before use". So I have to get up at 6AM, shake it, and go back to bed. At 7AM I can get up and shave.
My butter syas "Made from pasteurised cows' milk". How do they pasteurise the cows?
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Re: Product usage descriptions
How old do goats have to be before their milk can be used for aged goat cheese?
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Re: Product usage descriptions
Does it come with a free seal? ("Arf-arf!")GeoffW wrote:I've just bought a product which says "Do not use if seal is broken".
And don't even think about mentioning the tins of peaches, which have a picture of some peaches on the label,
and the tins of baby food, which have a picture of a baby on the label...
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Re: Product usage descriptions
Does BABY food come in tins over there? We haven't had a baby for a long, long time but the last time I looked (over here) the food was all in glass containers.John Gray wrote:Does it come with a free seal? ("Arf-arf!")GeoffW wrote:I've just bought a product which says "Do not use if seal is broken".
And don't even think about mentioning the tins of peaches, which have a picture of some peaches on the label,
and the tins of baby food, which have a picture of a baby on the label...
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Re: Product usage descriptions
They put them out to pasture.GeoffW wrote:How do they pasteurise the cows?
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Re: Product usage descriptions
I like looking at things like "baby water"... How old do they have to be before they can be squeezed?
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My apartment building, in the interest of preventing unauthorised people from sneaking in, has a typed sign at eye-level on the (locking) front door:GeoffW wrote:I've just bought a product which says ...
"DO NOT OPEN THIS DOOR UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES"
I kid you not!
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Babies don't need to be squeezed to produce water or at least fluidNYIntensity wrote:I like looking at things like "baby water"... How old do they have to be before they can be squeezed?
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Re: Product usage descriptions
Yeah....all ya gotta do is park one on yer lap!!jonwallace wrote:Babies don't need to be squeezed to produce water or at least fluidNYIntensity wrote:I like looking at things like "baby water"... How old do they have to be before they can be squeezed?
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Re: Product usage descriptions
In the pitifully ungrammatical US, I frequently see this sign:
"Customers will be served in the order in which they arrived."
They can't possibly mean that bits of me arrived at different times, so they can only mean that they'll serve me even if I arrive disorderly.
"Customers will be served in the order in which they arrived."
They can't possibly mean that bits of me arrived at different times, so they can only mean that they'll serve me even if I arrive disorderly.
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What I don't like is when I use my debit card at Boston Pizza and they display on the little push-button machine "Please Wait".Goshute wrote:In the pitifully ungrammatical US, ...
Me, I'd rather wash dishes .....
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Re: Product usage descriptions
I have seen a sign in the US- a great big sign over a St Vincent de Paul shop:
"Wednesdays- clothes half off".
The sad thing is that half the people in the town that I mentioned this too didn't see anything funny.
"Wednesdays- clothes half off".
The sad thing is that half the people in the town that I mentioned this too didn't see anything funny.
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I find it comically amusing myself. So you line up to see who is wearing the other half?GeoffW wrote:I have seen a sign in the US- a great big sign over a St Vincent de Paul shop:
"Wednesdays- clothes half off".
The sad thing is that half the people in the town that I mentioned this too didn't see anything funny.
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before spilt milk is udder waste?HansV wrote:How old do goats have to be before their milk can be used for aged goat cheese?
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Re: Product usage descriptions
What really annoys me is when daylight saving starts / ends. We are told to put the clocks back / forward an hour before going to bed. Why can't I do it the next day, why would I have to adjust the clocks and then wait an hour before going to bed
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Technically, for Autumn, we are supposed to turn the clocks back one hour at 3AM. So I get up at 3AM turn the clock back to 2AM. One hour later, get up at 3AM, turn the clock back to 2AM ...Claude wrote:What really annoys me is when daylight saving starts / ends. We are told to put the clocks back / forward an hour before going to bed. Why can't I do it the next day, why would I have to adjust the clocks and then wait an hour before going to bed