Intuitive | The designer understands it. |
Extended Warranty | You are willing to bet that the product will break down |
Free | You pay for it in another way |
Low-fat | Less fat than a similar item with more fat |
Lo-Cal | See “Low-fat” |
Local | Less fat, less calories, arrives in an inefficient old utility truck spewing unburnt diesel fumes. |
Three day sale | Then we are going back to over-charging you |
Save up to ten dollars | Give us money you weren’t planning to give us |
Save fifty cents | Give us seventy-nine cents |
Get Air Miles when you spend $50 or more | Give us the fifty dollars now instead of saving it to give to the airlines later. |
Wow! | You are either stupid enough, or bored enough, to read our flyer |
Complete our web-based survey and you’ll receive ... | ... our thanks for letting us sell your personal data. |
Available only at select locations | We are trying to get this unsalable item off our shelves. |
Price $2.99 (3.99, 4.99 etc) | You probably buy lottery tickets, right? |
Get rewards faster | Give us your money sooner |
Greaves’s Dictionary of Contemporary Terminology
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- PlutoniumLounger
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Greaves’s Dictionary of Contemporary Terminology
When the only reading material is a store flyer, you have time to think while you eat your fish and chips ..
There's nothing heavier than an empty water bottle
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Re: Greaves’s Dictionary of Contemporary Terminology
Do I detect the slightest whiff of cynicism?
Or is it the unburnt diesel fumes?!
Or is it the unburnt diesel fumes?!
John Gray
"(or one of the team)" - how your appointment letter indicates you won't be seeing the Consultant...
"(or one of the team)" - how your appointment letter indicates you won't be seeing the Consultant...
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Re: Greaves’s Dictionary of Contemporary Terminology
And don't forget:
Artisanal | Mass-produced |
Authentic | Pretentious |
Unique | Available in all our outlets |
For you personally... | ... and for all others reading this |
New improved recipe | We changed 0.01% of the ingredients at random |
Best wishes,
Hans
Hans
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Re: Greaves’s Dictionary of Contemporary Terminology
Is "Organic" the third rail?
I think it means about the same only much more expensive.
I think it means about the same only much more expensive.
Bob's yer Uncle
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Re: Greaves’s Dictionary of Contemporary Terminology
[indignant] I'm slighted [/indignant]John Gray wrote:Do I detect the slightest whiff of cynicism?
Cheers
Chris
There's nothing heavier than an empty water bottle