Driving on 1,798 beers

ChrisGreaves · Post by **ChrisGreaves** » 14 Jul 2010, 17:42

Telegraph.co.uk
A driver sets a new Guinness World Record by driving along two rows of beer bottles for 60 metres.

P.S. Don't forget to eat something first

BobH · Post by **BobH** » 14 Jul 2010, 18:57

So THAT'S what drinking Guinness leads one to.

Jezza · Post by **Jezza** » 15 Jul 2010, 21:53

EEkkk for a minute I thought it read Driving on 1,789 bears

ChrisGreaves · Post by **ChrisGreaves** » 15 Jul 2010, 23:54

jezza wrote:... Driving on 1,789 bears

There's a difference?

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It'd be just as messy, no?

Jezza · Post by **Jezza** » 16 Jul 2010, 00:18

Shakespeare drives into a bar on 1,729 beers, barman said

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"You're Bard!"

Big Al drives into a bar on 1,729 beers, barman said

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"You're Beard!"

Chris Greaves drives into a bar on 1,729 beers, barman said

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"You're Bared!"

ChrisGreaves · Post by **ChrisGreaves** » 16 Jul 2010, 00:33

jezza wrote:Jezza drives into a forum on 1,729 puns, Chris said

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"I'm Bored"

Jezza · Post by **Jezza** » 16 Jul 2010, 00:46

A Composer drives into a bar on 1,729 beers, barman said

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You're Bach

ChrisGreaves · Post by **ChrisGreaves** » 16 Jul 2010, 01:49

jezza wrote:A Honey B'ar drives into a bar on 1,729 beers, barman said

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You must be in Barbourmeade

(Edited to add a reference to CATS

Jezza · Post by **Jezza** » 16 Jul 2010, 09:43

An Elephant walks into a bar, barman said

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You're Babar

stuck · Post by **stuck** » 16 Jul 2010, 11:22

An Englishman, Irishman & a Scotsman walked into a bar

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you would have thought one one them would have seen it / been looking where they were going

Jezza · Post by **Jezza** » 16 Jul 2010, 12:28

A bear walked into a bar and says, "I'll...................................................................................................................have a...............................beer.................................................................................................................................................... and some of those.................. peanuts."

barman said,

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"Why the big pause?"

Post by **HansV** » 16 Jul 2010, 12:30

Hey, I think I know that bear!

stuck · Post by **stuck** » 17 Jul 2010, 13:01

No one going to do the old one about the horse going into a bar? The barman asked

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why the long face?

ABabeNChrist · Post by **ABabeNChrist** » 17 Jul 2010, 14:24

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

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One says, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

ChrisGreaves · Post by **ChrisGreaves** » 17 Jul 2010, 18:28

ABabeNChrist wrote:
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"Yes, I'm positive..."

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That's anode one

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geedeearr · Post by **geedeearr** » 22 Jul 2010, 14:55

A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says,

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"What is this, a joke?"

Skitterbug · Post by **Skitterbug** » 23 Jul 2010, 00:03

I'm wondering why anyone would want to drive on 1,798 beers? Wouldn't it be better to drink them instead - especially since it has been so horribly hot?

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