Limerick

[StuartR]

I loved this limerick which went past on Twitter this morning

The character limit on Twitter,
Prevents limericks — if you're a quitter.
But with one little cheat,
You can quickly defeat
(see line 1)

This is clearly my morning for posting total trivia

[HansV]

[BobH]

Almost as clever as our own Clever Clogs.

[Rudi]

These two record breaking limericks should fit into Twitters limits too...

Here are two of the world's shortest limericks:

There once was a man from Purdue
Whose limericks stopped at line two.

(And, of course, there is a sequel . . .)

There once was a man from Verdun.