The Ultimate iNo

[Leif]

Man spends £50,000 on iPhone 6s to propose to girlfriend...

[Rudi]

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[Leif]

Don't you mean:

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?

[Rudi]

Exactly...
Did you do all that editing with your Copy Link Text (CoLT) add-in

[Leif]

Nah. I used a (free) Android App....

[HansV]

Or ...

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[Rudi]

Very artistic Hans.... great touch!
I must remember this for Valentines day

[Leif]

Very artistic Hans.... great touch!
I must remember this for Valentines day

Then you'll need:

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[Claude]

tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands guys me think !

See, my keyboard isn't faulty

[Rudi]

This one is quicker Claude...

..... (¯`v´¯)♥
.......•.¸.•´
....¸.•´
... (
☻/
/▌♥♥
/ \ ♥♥

[Leif]

This one is quicker Claude...

..... (¯`v´¯)♥
.......•.¸.•´
....¸.•´
... (
☻/
/▌♥♥
/ \ ♥♥

That's a picture of quicker Claude?

[Claude]

well, I tried, and failed, to respond in ASCII, so, I'm off to bed everyone. Someone find and put the cat in its cage please.

[Rudi]

Huh??
A centipede?
Arabic writing using font symbol?
Squinting the eyes does not help much!

If you add a few asterisk's then it will work....
Your ASCII art was cool....

Good night!

[BobH]

well, I tried, and failed, to respond in ASCII, so, I'm off to bed everyone. Someone find and put the cat in its cage please.

It's awfully tempting to hijack this statement. Claude must be feeling especialmente "frisky."

[ChrisGreaves]

Man spends £50,000 on iPhone 6s to propose to girlfriend...

The girl is obviously quite a catch:-
"In front of his colleagues and friends, she turned him down"

What girl in her right mind would wed, as a nest-maker, a guy who would blow any measurable fraction of two year's salary on a whim.

If not that thought, then she'd have to think that she was being purchased.

Either way, he's on a losing bet!

[Rudi]

The underlying problem is that he didn't make the right call!
If he have purchased the iPhone 6 PLUS and used it to give her a RING, she would have accepted.

[Leif]

The underlying problem is that he didn't make the right call!
If he have purchased the iPhone 6 PLUS and used it to give her a RING, she would have accepted.

I didn't think you could bend the new iPhone that much...

[Rudi]

I just had visions.......

[GeoffW]

The underlying problem is that he didn't make the right call!
If he have purchased the iPhone 6 PLUS and used it to give her a RING, she would have accepted.

He did give her a ring but she was engaged.

[mishmish3000]

Her contract with her previous carrier had not expired yet.
And the cat says "Put me in a cage?! HAH!" She expects a nice warm comfy bed with a cat blankie.