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This is a granny we can ALL relate too... LOL
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Rudi
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This is a granny we can ALL relate too... LOL
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Rudi
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Rudi
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HansV
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Re: This is a granny we can ALL relate too... LOL
Tranlsation:
To improve digestion, I drink beer.
In case of diminished appetite, I drink white wine.
To battle low blood pressure, I drink red wine.
If my blood pressure is too high, I drink Scotch.
And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps (brandy).
"So when do you drink water?"
I've never been that ill yet...
To improve digestion, I drink beer.
In case of diminished appetite, I drink white wine.
To battle low blood pressure, I drink red wine.
If my blood pressure is too high, I drink Scotch.
And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps (brandy).
"So when do you drink water?"
I've never been that ill yet...
Best wishes,
Hans
Hans
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StuartR
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Re: This is a granny we can ALL relate too... LOL
Love itHansV wrote:...
"So when do you drink water?"
I've never been that ill yet...
StuartR
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BobH
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Re: This is a granny we can ALL relate too... LOL
Water rusts nails. Imagine what it would do to your innards!
Bob's yer Uncle
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GeoffW
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Re: This is a granny we can ALL relate too... LOL
And water made the Grand Canyon. It's also fatal when ingested incorrectly. Dangerous stuff.
My aim in life is to rid this world of alcohol.
One glass at a time.
My aim in life is to rid this world of alcohol.
One glass at a time.
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BobH
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Re: This is a granny we can ALL relate too... LOL
Need any help, Geoff? I'll volunteer for the Americas.
Bob's yer Uncle
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NotQuite
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Re: This is a granny we can ALL relate too... LOL
And I volunteer to take care of The Great White North !
Regards: NotQuite
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Not So Damp in Lotus Land
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GeoffW
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Re: This is a granny we can ALL relate too... LOL
Any help is welcome.NotQuite wrote:And I volunteer to take care of The Great White North !
We have NotQuite enough.
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