Joke that made me laugh uncontrollably

[BobH]

I love it, Kim!

Of course the way I heard it the second guy said, "What? They gave me a dachshund?"

[geecee]

Some Scrabble one liners. I get them and pass them on.

I just ate a bag of scrabble tiles. My next trip to the toilet could spell ‘disaster’!

Old McDonald had a rubbish hand at scrabble. E-I-E-I-O.

Scrabble is all fun and games until someone loses an i.

Friend of mine keeps taking all of one letter out of the bag when playing Scrabble, and doesn’t play them. He’s a beekeeper.

Suspect there will never be an edible version of Scrabble, but if there is, I’ll eat my words.

Friend of mine just lost a game of Scrabble. Didn’t look good from the word go.

Somebody scratched all of the little numbers of my Scrabble tiles. I’ve stopped playing it now, it’s pointless.

[Rudi]

...And the second guy says "They gave me a Chihuahua??!!"

He would have got away with it if it were a Dachshund!

[geecee]

The King family - Dad, Mum, and the five boys - had just moved into a new neighbourhood and were attending their first church service. After the service the family were introducing themselves to the vicar. Dad then Mum and then the boys in turn, each bearing a striking resemblance to the other but when it came to the last boy who bore no resemblance to the others and, before he could say anything, the vicar said “You must be Joe.”

[HansV]

[Rudi]

What were the parents thin.

[Robie]

A three-legged dog limps up to a bar in the Wild West and says to the barman:

"Ah'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw..."

Hahahahahhahahahhaahha
I was laughing hysterically in the office just now. Everyone thought I had gone mad.

[RonH]

I have a folder on my pc entitled *Happy Hour' so thank you for these additions However many I would not wish to publish on-line but this one might 'ring some bells' ...


A delightful angelic little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies room of the gas station.
As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked,

"Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street
two blocks and turn to your right. It's on the left."

The man thanked the boy kindly, complimented him on how bright he was and said,
"I'm the new pastor in town. If you and your mommy come to church on Sunday,
I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle; "You're kidding me, right?
You can't even find the Post Office.

[geecee]

If you want some or just or maybe even then look here https://tinyurl.com/ycoy8tcy

Post edited by Claude as the URL was far too long and messed up mobile displays. For large URLs please use https://tinyurl.com to create a shorter one

[geecee]

Not a joke but this is cute and funny.

(Don't) Go to ...www.sundog.net/carolofthechins/flash/card ... and type in any Christmas song ...... Click on the Sing it button and see what the little puppets do.

Edited by Claude to remove clickable link to a flash card, a high security risk blocked by most good browsers. Please post a link just to the page rather than the card

[geecee]

Not a joke but this is cute and funny.

(Don't) Go to ...www.sundog.net/carolofthechins/flash/card ... and type in any Christmas song ...... Click on the Sing it button and see what the little puppets do.

Edited by Claude to remove clickable link to a flash card, a high security risk blocked by most good browsers. Please post a link just to the page rather than the card

My sincere apologies. Try this link
http://woodlandsevents.com/winter/chris ... ngle-chins