Bill Bryson riddle

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Bill Bryson “Notes from a small island” page 227:

Do you know the difference between a village and a hamlet?
Surprisingly few people do, but it’s quite simple really:
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Do you know the difference between a village and a hamlet?
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One is a place where people live and the other is a play by Shakespeare.
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When Hamlet was young, did he dream of becoming a ham?
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HansV wrote:When Hamlet was young, did he dream of becoming a ham?
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IMHO, a village is a place where people live and a hamlet is a sandwich with ham and lettuce. :yum:
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a hamlet and a piglet are one and the same

a village is a musical group
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BobH wrote:a village is a musical group
You mean the Villagers who stay in the village are the music group :music:
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They are the Village People, after all...
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HansV wrote:They are the Village People, after all...
...absolutely as you'll never find a Macho Man in a hamlet.
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Rudi wrote:
BobH wrote:a village is a musical group
You mean the Villagers who stay in the village are the music group :music:
Or do the villagers - a musical group - make a village? :flee:

BTW: Where is the saxophone smilie?
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If they do, it will be a really gay village.
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